im lauren and my wifi is tragic

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via tipsyee)

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71778
Posted
7 hours ago
People:Aren't you going a bit overboard?
Me:*surrounded by pumpkins and candles and sweaters* Idk what you mean?
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10051
Posted
7 hours ago

the greatest thing i have ever read (via seabelle)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety, via ichbinder-jaeger)

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
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883184
Posted
15 hours ago

Mate, go take your whipped little bitch and leave us alone. thnks xo

Posted
16 hours ago
U12 hockey is so hardcore innit

U12 hockey is so hardcore innit

Posted
21 hours ago
grilledcheese4evr:


824706:

she’s listening to anaconda

Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!

grilledcheese4evr:

824706:

she’s listening to anaconda

Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via thekillercherryofdoom)

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46783
Posted
2 days ago

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

(Source: zelo, via ketchupandfrenchfries)

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481592
Posted
2 days ago
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